One Intimidating Lady

Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Dating Profiles | Posted on 19-06-2011-05-2008

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One Intimidating Lady She’s 6’1″, 99 years young and loves to save. Read the rest of this entry »

Spelling is Overrated

Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Dating Profiles | Posted on 19-06-2011-05-2008

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Women are looking for a lot in guys, looks, a job,a nice car and spelling. But with this guy maybe you might find it in your heart to let the spelling go? Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t Mind My Wife

Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Dating Profiles | Posted on 19-06-2011-05-2008

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This guy seems like a nice down to earth guy with two kids, has a stable job. He’s not looking to jump into sex right away, he would like to get to know you and enjoy lots of different things too. And last but not least, don’t mind the picture of his wife in his profile. Read the rest of this entry »

Cum Recipe

Posted by admin | Posted in Relationships & Dating | Posted on 19-06-2011-05-2008

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This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can really get into the fantasy. Because it contains raw egg white you should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers. If you are concerned about using raw egg, either don’t swallow it (half the fun!), or use pasteurized egg whites, which can be purchased in most supermarkets. However, fresh egg gives a better consistency. Read the rest of this entry »

Better Tasting Cum

Posted by admin | Posted in Relationships & Dating | Posted on 19-06-2011-05-2008

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Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.Drink Up Here’s a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we can’t make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it’s part of a balanced breakfast. Read the rest of this entry »

The Rejection Hotline

Posted by admin | Posted in Relationships & Dating | Posted on 19-06-2011-05-2008

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Ever meet a guy at the bar and felt obligated to give them your number to him? Well now you don’t have to worry about them calling you and at the same time get your point across that your not interested. Read the rest of this entry »