I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn’t willing to go ” all the way” after just meeting you. Your exact words were ” thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle” i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.

I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn’t open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor.

What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron….So lets recap what happened.

I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge….

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

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Anonymous   |64.17.76.xxx |2008-10-18 15:09:30 Be glad he didn't KILL you in your sleep. Damn, girl, from one woman to another, what kind of person brings strange men home from bars and then falls asleep with them? Get smart, be safe. Your real true love won't WANT to get in your panties the first night. Reply 1   2

Abs   |82.39.157.xxx |2008-10-19 14:48:14 What an asshole. Believe it or, not someone once shat on my floor too. I feel your pain. And don't listen to that woman above, acting all like you should be grateful you're still alive - you have every right to take home whoever you want and to say no to whoever you want at any time you want without getting treated like that by any man, and without getting judged like that by anyone, and certainly not by another woman. "Your true love won't want to get in your pants the first night"?! What nonsense! And what kind of fairytale world is she living in?! Jesus. I'm angry for you on two counts now. Grrr. Reply 1   2

Anonymous   |64.17.76.xxx |2008-10-20 00:55:12 Fairytale world? I live in a world where I am married for a decade to a real man. One who wouldn't imagine asking to come to my home on our first meeting. Yes, it is sad that our blog author has to fear for her safety, but this is the really real world. It is you my dear, who lives in a fairytale world if you think that one night stands and strangers equals safety. To our blog author, I wish you the quickest and most meaningful journey to your life's true passions. Reply 0   2

Abs   |217.42.152.xxx |2008-10-20 07:27:06 Oh, you've been married for ten years? Oh well, I take it back, you clearly know everything there is to know about the relationships and dynamic between men and women. You know what, if we're going on our own anecdotal evidence, try this - I have enjoyed dozens of casual relationships and one-night stands, and fallen asleep with all manner of men. I have not once been assaulted, physically, mentally or verbally. In fact, the man who shat on my bathroom floor was someone I'd been seeing for several weeks before he let his true colours show. The fact is that the vast majority of rapes and assaults don't come from "stranger danger", they are committed by people whom the survivors know and trust. I in no way believe that one-night stands and strangers equal safety but I do believe that every woman has the right to expect to be treated with respect no matter what they do. I'm happy for you that your marriage is a good one, ... Reply 0   1

Abs   |217.42.152.xxx |2008-10-20 07:29:40 and you seem to be happy that your husband didn't ask to come home with you the first night you met. But this isn't the case for many women, not would we wish it to be. We reserve the right to behave as we wish, and to assert our desires and our sexuality without fear. People who imply that women who take men home shouldn't be surprised if they are abused and assaulted are effectively blaming the women for what the men have done, putting the onus on the woman for "inviting" that behaviour, and perpetuating the myths and cultures that allow men to go on treating women in this way. They perpetuate the idea that men are powerless over their sexuality, they "can't help themselves", and that women who "give it away" (or who insinuate that they might) are inviting trouble, and this in itself holds within it the myth that sex is something women withhold and then "give" to men as a prize for sticking Reply 1   1

Abs   |217.42.152.xxx |2008-10-20 07:30:08 with them for long enough, not because they might actually enjoy it themselves. One-night stands and casual relationships are a fact of life in the 21st century, just as is sexual expression, and they are a freedom everyone should be able to enjoy without fear of violence, abuse or judgment. Blog author - you go ahead and do whatever you like. Assert yourself and your own right to safety, but go ahead expressing yourself however you see fit. You are in no way to blame for this - but I think you know that already. My apologies for the looooong comment. I hope you understand that this is something about which I feel passionate. Reply 0   1

yokatee  - stranger take home   |71.177.23.xxx |2008-11-05 16:27:13 first of all dont ever take home a drunk some guys will tell you anything and some girls to dont beleive everything you hear first of all if your at a bar then what do you think you going to get ass thats it wake up dont take noone one unless you know what your going home for that and get info tell a friend where your going and who your with give a address and cell to friend and if he says no give him the boot wake up dont be stupid to many weirdos out there use your head not his!!!!!!!!! Reply 1   0

sicko   |90.203.117.xxx |2008-11-21 05:22:14 You should take it as a compliment really, that he found your face spaffworthy. Reply 0   0

Nik Harrison  - Spoooo gets in your eyes   |195.224.244.xxx |2008-11-21 05:50:13 Thanks for the cofee, it was nice. I would have stayed and made love to you, but you had such a stinky mot that I nearly gagged when I smelt my finger. It just seemed easier to whack one off the wrist and then leave a reminder of how bad you smelt on your floor. I accidently put my finger in my mouth, so had to use the beer to wash the taste away. We should really do it again sometime. Reply 1   0

Holnrew  - Pick me, I'm clean   |195.224.244.xxx |2008-11-21 06:22:36 I want to prove to you how much i value woman. Please get in touch with me and I will show you how much love I have. I won't disrespect you and I'm still a virgin, so would probably come before I could get into position to bukkake you like that. I don't mind that you have a stinky mot and I'll do anything to be your love slave. I'll even let you curl one out on my bathroom floor so you can take revenge of men in general. I'll also let you use a strap-on on me in case I think I'm gay. Reply 0   0

Ray David   |90.203.117.xxx |2008-11-21 07:04:30 I'd be annoyed too babe, you probably wanted to be awake to enjoy the spaffing, and would have preferred a cleveland steamer to the defecation upon the bathroom floor. Reply 0   0

evilmags   |90.203.117.xxx |2008-11-21 07:06:58 Aye I'll cuddle you all night, no funny stuff, I suffer from erectile dysfunction so there will be no face cream, but I may have a nocturnal emission. Reply 1   0

random bloke who finds this ve   |83.244.128.xxx |2008-11-21 08:30:47 quality reading...i particularly enjoy the stupid birds trying to counsel this woman. Just what i needed on a boring Friday afternoon Reply 0   0

nik harrison   |86.150.166.xxx |2008-11-21 09:34:12 I would like it noted that there is a different IP address next to this post than the IP addrss next to the post above claiming to be Nik Harrison. This is because I am Nik Harrison, and the above post is someone else who appears the believe that posting a comment like that online using my real name is amusing. Whoever posted the other comment on here claiming to be Nik Harrison, has made an error of judgement as to how amusing making such a post is. I have lost work, and been subjected to some unpleasant consequenses of peoples actions which hasve been similar. This being the internet, I have very little chance of finding out who this person is. Similarly, it is highly unlikely that I will have any opportunity to do anything about this. However, I am reasonably sure that whoever has made the above comment will do something similarly foolish one day using someone elses real name and when that time comes, they will fin... Reply 1   0

Jessica Lunge  - Re above comments   |82.68.102.xxx |2008-11-21 10:53:17 To the original poster, and subsequent commenters, I would like to highlight several methods of avoiding unpleasant incidents such as that. Firstly, after dragging home a young gentleman and letting him rummage around the hairy growler, always sleep face down with a shower cap on. If you are particularly wary, why not pop a rain coat on as well? Secondly, the deposit on the bathroom floor issue. I always ensure that I leave a healthy amount of my own effluent over the floor, and, indeed, use some to smear random obscenities and threatening messages against men on the walls, ceiling and curtains. That way any chap who enters is immediately distracted from his original intention. The only downsides to this plan being the swarms of flies and intense stench of faeces inducing retching as one enters the general vicinity of the bathroom. Reply 0   0

Anonymous   |81.20.190.xxx |2008-11-21 12:52:34 shut up, you deserved it you skank. now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwhich. Reply 0   0

ben dover  - hes a bad shot!   |81.178.76.xxx |2008-11-21 17:23:16 i would of gone for both eyes then you might not of seen the turd while feeling your way around the bathroom and got that in between your toes. next time ofer a beer and shag him. on a serious note you should of scrapped some off and given it to the coppers for dna.. surely its some sort of crime! Reply 0   0

fred   |92.11.51.xxx |2008-11-22 09:52:36 you got owned bitch hahahaa Reply 0   0

reilly  - oh my goodness   |209.129.115.xxx |2008-11-26 22:29:48 That's just sick. I personally would never bring any drunk strangers home in the first place. But that wasn't cool. What's wrong with the world today? Reply 0   0

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