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Tuesday, 04 September 2007 00:30 |
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Seriously, my cat is taking advantage of me. I had to pay a special
visit to Petco earlier today for more cat food. Petco's honest slogan
should be "It's where your money goes."
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Some notes on talking dirty |
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Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:00 |
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With nearly a decade of varied sexual experience with a modest number
of partners I’ve determined myself uncomfortable with a certain manner
of coital conversing. Because I recognize that I will encounter more
dirty talkers in my future sexual endeavors- because they mask
themselves as intelligent men with impressive, or at least inoffensive,
vocabularies
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Dear Dog: just take a shit already |
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Monday, 20 August 2007 23:35 |
Ok Dog, we need to talk.
Every time I take you out for a shit, the exact same series of events happen:
I get the blue leash and clip it to you
we go outside
I say "go potty"
you take a shit
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Facebook: I Love to Hate You |
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Monday, 20 August 2007 23:32 |
Dear Facebook,
I love the way you have connected me with old friends from high school
and I love the way you allow my friends to keep me up to date the with
the weekends activities. Ever since I signed up for you I am no longer
a social misfit but a prima donna in the world of drunken cottaging and
the Queen of Underground Karaoke parties at the Bytown.
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Rant: To the 23 year old girl I met at the bar |
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Monday, 20 August 2007 23:30 |
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After a long chat about life, politics, and your future career in
interior design, you asked me, a man nearly a decade your senior,
something like, "What have you learned over the last ten years that you
think I should know?" I offered some boilerplate platitude like, "Don't
limit your options because you never know where you'll end up." I'm
sorry.
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