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Maybe she'll wear the sexy santa suit when we meet? |
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Monday, 29 December 2008 00:42 |
Wow with a body like that I wonder how she is single, but I don't know what it is but something just doesn't seem right. Is it her hair? Is it her sexy Santa suit? Nope it's that her head has been pasted on someone elses body in Photoshop.
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Italians voted best looking but bald, old are OK too |
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Saturday, 29 November 2008 04:46 |
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Italians are considered the most handsome men in the world while men who are balding and aging do not necessarily lose their looks, according to an international survey on what makes men attractive.
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Sunday, 23 November 2008 15:14 |
Vaginas are pretty. Ok, I don’t actually think that’s true. Its not any sort of inner self loathing, I just don’t find all the wrinkly folds and the odd array of skin tones very awe inspiring. Perhaps it’s that my aesthetics meter just isn’t calibrated properly. I also fail to see splendor when I look at babies. Perhaps you just need to be more familiar with an object to truly appreciate its subtleties and grace. For example it always seems to be mothers spouting on about the gorgeousness of babies and porn stars talking about beautiful beavers.
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An Open Letter From Your Local Adult Store Clerk |
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Monday, 10 November 2008 02:16 |
Dear Adult Store Shoppers,
Maybe you want to buy some pornography or maybe you'd like to purchase some condoms, lube, lingerie, toys, games or whatever other merchandise we carry. That's great, and I hope you find what you want in the store, but please, avoid these pitfalls and be a good customer.
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To the Guy I met at the bar last night |
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Wednesday, 08 October 2008 00:03 |
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I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn’t willing to go ” all the way” after just meeting you. Your exact words were ” thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle” i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.
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